What a crazy fucking day. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt this alive. No one is quite sure what tomorrow will bring but look no further. I have 5 can’t miss stocks for tomorrow, January 29 that no suit can lock you out of.
5. Chicken Stock
Versatile. Accessible. Delicious. Shit, I almost guarantee that you already have some in your pantry.
4. Stock Photos
Again, impossibly accessible. Endlessly entertaining. Get lost in the wide world of Getty Images or iStock. Next thing you know its 5PM and the weekend has started.
3. Punishment Stocks
The suits can’t lock you out of these but the sure can lock you in. Waka Waka. Great for any sadist or parent with an over active child.
2. Film Stock
We are in our 11th month of quarantine and you still haven’t started that new hobby said you would. Tomorrow’s the day. Dust off the old camera and take some black and whit pictures or some trees or something, lazy ass.
1. Stock your Apocalypse Bunker
Who knows these days? Better safe than sorry. Go buy some twinkies and canned goods.